fears

im terrible with beer, particularly heineken. I can take like 10 sips and then i cant have it anymore cos my throat clams up and nothing would flow through and because you have to drink from the bottle, my lips become dry and i need to constantly apply my lip balm. im impressed with girls who can drink beer and yet dont have beer bellies. this is another thing im fearful of. Anyway, im probably a wuss who prefers cocktails and water. Ha

i was in a cab this morning and i was applying my nail-hand creme when i started noticing some very fine small freckle like spots on the  top of my hands, shit man. I wonder if its lao-ren-ban. shit.

“i recognise it has no redeeming social value”

Jerry Springer gets honest about The Jerry Springer Show